"Drinking beer promotes freedom of speech"
for Easter? - Our New Easter Gift Bunch!
April is here and we
all know what that means. Easter bunnies... Easter eggs. Easter
candy. and of course. Easter Beer!
Your friends at BEER
On The Wall are always looking for ways to help you out and
we've come up with an excellent plan for you to get Free tasty
Easter Beer. That's right - Free Beer! If you aren't as lucky
as Philip (this month's 6-pack winner) then you're going to
love this sneaky plan.
Starting April 1st, BEER
On The Wall will
New Easter Gift Box! We won't go into the details, just know
that each gift box will contain Four big 22 oz bottles of
awesome microbrew as well as a bunch of other (not quite as
Plan - Send subtle hints to your loved one about this
awesome new gift box you saw at BEER On The Wall's website,
on Easter morning!
4 Tips to
Help You Quit Drinking Beer
Never say we aren't watching out for our junkies'
- Avoid doing things
that you associate with drinking, such as smoking, eating,
playing, and being awake.
- Get thrown in jail,
where beer can only be acquired in exchange for painful
- Move to a Bible Belt
state, where possession of alcohol is illegal!
- Fill your home with
motivational placards bearing such slogans as, "Drinking
Beer is for Wussies" and "Only A Frickin' Moron Would
Even Think About Drinking Beer."
buys his beer at
BEER On The Wall
~ New Additions
to the Family ~
In their quest to be the "Best
Microbrew Store on the Planet", BEER On The Wall added the
following items to their already awesome selection of "Bunch
of Brew Packs":
Big Fat 6-Packs
- You asked for it and you got it! We've added three NEW Bunches
to our popular "Bunch of Brew" selection and they are all
in huge 22 oz bottles!
You can now get your
favorite California Sun, High Sierra, or Golden State Brews
in Big Fat 22 ounce bottles! These are the hardest to find
beers of all and we are the only internet microbrew store
that offers these truly hard to find brews to you at any price.
and ours ain't bad.
Get a 6-pack of 22 ounce
bombers for only $17.95 + shipping, delivered to your door!
Easter Gift for
those who enjoy fine microbrews!
This wonderful gift includes
four 22 ounce bottles of premium California microbrew
(the perfect size bottle to share between two good friends
or enjoy as a double serving for one), hand-dipped, white
chocolate covered cookies, gourmet raspberry-honey California
almonds, a rainbow assortment of saltwater taffy, and a hand-wrapped
bag of traditional Easter jellybeans.
Buy One Now!
Be remembered as the one who gives
unique Easter Gifts!
Quote of the
Month - By Terry Reichert
It was a
wise man who invented beer. --- Plato
Lager - Jack Russell Brewing Company
Jack Russell Brewing Company
is situated on a small farm in the Apple Hill region of Northern
California, named for its apple, pear and stone fruit orchards,
and its berry patches and Christmas tree farms. Nestled in the foothills
of the Sierra Nevada mountains, Jack Russell Brewery has their own
grain and hop fields which are harvested and used to brew their
beers. The brewery is modeled after the English "Farm Breweries"
( like a California Estate Winery, except with beer) and they put
out some very tasty British style beers (among others).
Boomer (pictured on the beer
labels), one of the Jack Russell Terrier mascots, can usually be
seen chasing balls in the picnic grounds while you sample their
excellent ales and share tales with locals in the pub-like tasting
Jack's Lager is sort of a Czech
Pilsner style lager but with less carbonation. Light and refreshing
with a mild malt flavor, this beer is made to be savored during
the fresh, crisp springtime weather. (5% alc by vol).
Red - Indian Wells Brewing Company
The brewery sits in the middle
of nowhere, in the midst of California's high desert. Thirsty travelers
visiting the brewery will find a wonderful restaurant and a spacious,
modern brewery complete with an indoor tasting room and gift shop.
All their beers are brewed
in a Canadian "brewhouse" from Newlands, a 25-barrel system that
has the ability to brew 150 kegs in a typical brew cycle of 24 hours.
Master Brewer Curtis Womack, an award winning brewer, is a UC Davis
graduate and has been brewing Indian Wells' beers for the last 5
Indian Wells features several
brews: Desert Pale Ale, Manly Bock, Hefe Weizen, English Pub Ale,
Orange Blossom Amber and Mojave Red on a regular basis. The only
beer they bottle is the Mojave Red!
Mojave Red is a slow fermented
lager that takes up to 6-weeks to finish before being filtered and
bottled. This smooth, rich, 3-time gold medal winner is brewed with
a combination of 5 different styles of malts and Yakima Valley hops.
It really is an excellent brew!
Porter - Butte Creek Brewing Company
Located in Chico, the Butte
Creek Brewing Co. started brewing in 1996 and produces some very
outstanding brews. The 8,500 sf brewery is built in a remodeled
warehouse just off the tracks and sports a 20 barrel brew house
complimented by four 40bbl fermenters and an 80bbl fermenter.
The three "main guys" at the
brewery are Tom Atmore, Bill Beeghly and brewmaster Roland Allen.
Roland has over nine years under his belt as a commercial brewer
and over 13 years as a serious homebrewer. Butte Creek brews 5 full-time
brews (Gold Ale, Creekside Wheat, Roland's Red, Organic Ale and
Organic Porter) as well as several seasonal flavors.
The Organic Porter is their
way of supporting a rapidly growing awareness of Earth friendly
agriculture. It is brewed with a unique blend of organically grown
malts from certified organic farms. This unfiltered beer has an
excellently balanced taste, a full body, and a crisp finish (5.5%
alc by vol).
This is one of our personal
favorites at BEER On The Wall!
Mist - Palm Springs
Brewing Company, Palm Springs
Red Ale - Big Trees Brewing Company, Santa Cruz
Stout - Mad River Brewing Company, Blue Lake
Free Beer Winner!
Philip of Macomb Michigan, this month's OFF The Wall 6-pack
Philip - Claim
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you signed up with. We will then gather all the information
we need so you can get your FREE Beer!
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